tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79173859387378098882011-07-08T06:50:43.016-07:00maggliomannoreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-16610210609432065962009-10-04T16:53:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:56:32.669-07:00<ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-1661021060943206596?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-83167592089260587532009-10-04T16:52:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:53:24.579-07:00<ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-8316759208926058753?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-88630907904034981352009-10-04T16:50:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:52:07.929-07:00<ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-8863090790403498135?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-45492891803153786272009-10-04T16:48:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:50:49.108-07:00<ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">Life is Hard... That's why people invented the pillow. </span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-4549289180315378627?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-89158872241780960222009-10-04T16:46:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:48:26.558-07:00<ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job.</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-8915887224178096022?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-47794562535311057232009-10-04T16:44:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:46:08.168-07:00<ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once. </span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-4779456253531105723?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-83750394044061219552009-10-04T16:43:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:44:50.095-07:00<ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">I would like to find a Mexican dish that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-8375039404406121955?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-17760610799960021712009-10-04T16:41:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:42:51.001-07:00<ul style="font-style: italic;"><li>If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. </li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-1776061079996002171?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7917385938737809888.post-27767738602124455002009-10-04T16:39:00.000-07:002009-10-04T16:41:29.821-07:00<ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing.</span></li></ul><span style="font-style: italic;">Either the car is new or the wife. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7917385938737809888-2776773860212445500?l=funnysaying.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>maggliomannoreply@blogger.com0