Love Saying

• Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

Paranoid Saying

• Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Man's Best Friend Saying

• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read

Life is Hard Saying

• Life is Hard... That's why people invented the pillow.

Kids Saying

• Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job.

Time Saying

• I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once.

Mexican Food Saying

• I would like to find a Mexican dish that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.